Fine, no more lawsuits unless the plaintiff pays up front. I’m sure TONS of people will be ecstatic about your new ideas.

It’s not even in a different flavor, Harvard just gave the firm money to afford to start up and operate, the work is then done on contingency, and the funds won are used to pay the lawyers and Harvard back. And when I say funds, I mean the funds the FIRM gets as net income from the case - the plaintiff doesn’t any…

In other news, HamNo shows a fundamental lack of knowledge about the criminal justice system, and apparently wants all lawyers to work for free.

Lot of weird anger for you, then.

I know most of you can’t get laid without virtue signaling and then begging “SEE? I SAID THE RIGHT THING, YES? NOW PLEASE TALK TO ME!” but it’s strange that you don’t see how pathetic it makes you look.

“Hey guys, I represent this company! NOW WATCH ME FIRE OFF MY HOT ASS TAKES WHILE REPRESENTING THIS COMPANY!” has never been an intelligent business decision.

Tin hats? You mean like those conspiracy theories the Democrats all had before the report was released, and then became furious that it didn’t say what they wanted? The same report that brought Maddow to tears on air? Stay away from the kool-aid, buddy!

I can’t wait til this accomplishes absolutely nothing, and Splinter then demands “HOOK HIM TO A POLYGRAPH ON LIVE TV, HE’S HIDING SOMETHING!”

I’m pretty sure the real winners in this were Rock and Statham, and Ludacris doesn’t give a fuck so long as he gets a fat check for minimal effort.

Selfish bastard, he is.

It’s why I never cease to be amazed at the mental acrobatics these commenters and bloggers must have to go through in order to avoid looking in a mirror and thinking, “Jesus Christ, I am a vapid, disingenuous fucking moron.”

I’m not sure why it’s on anybody in the USA to justify dumb people doing stupid shit to get across the border illegally.

No one cares. You go do something about it.

You’re kind of a dumbass, because the whole “Kids in cages,” etc. was a thing that Obama did his entire time in office. Nice work showing your ass.

The argument you’re going to get is the baseless one that “THESE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE,” which of course they don’t, but nobody around here is going to give a shit about that because they love to virtue signal for each other.

Should’ve stopped in Mexico, then.

Why? Because they make offered a realistic take on a situation that you prefer to use for political points and so you can signal to all your “woke” friends that you know to say the right words? Spare me your misplaced righteous indignation.

Man, those pearls must be worn down by now the way you’ve been clutching them all this time.

Wrong..On all counts, in fact!

Only the country willing to pay for all their burdens is safe enough for them! No one wants to settle for Mexico.