Wait, did you just admit that Mexico is a failed state?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Great, now they’ll have NO beds!

So basically you don’t matter because you can’t even handle functioning like a human being. Sucks to suck, I guess.

No, YOUR mom is the whore!

Thanks for making my point for me, I was banking on it.

There’s nothing anti-intellectual about scoffing at liberal arts and the humanities, since there’s nothing at all intellectual about either of those things - it’s just a bunch of goobers high off the smell of their own farts circle jerking each other as they try to figure out who can be the “most woke” on Twitter.

Really? I don’t remember any of that in the last 100 years.

Oh, it absolutely means it’s not worth doing. It literally offers no benefit tangible or otherwise..Which means it is worth nothing. Hitching your wagon to that whole “RACISM!” thing was the dumbest thing Democrats have done in a long time, since it just makes people roll their eyes when they realize it’s a bullshit…

I’ll bet it was all the bullying he got over that poorly chosen haircut.

That’s mostly because leaping from those heights is incredibly terrifying and the resulting injuries are incredibly painful so..Yeah, of course you’re going to regret it.

No, he was just another person going for a last swipe at attention and blaming some nameless event or figure for cutting his life short when he is literally the one that made that choice. As they say, “He chose...Poorly.”

Random internet “star” kills self, says in suicide video that it’s fucked his life is being cut short..I guess you guys just didn’t give him enough money or “likes.”

It’s kinda weird to post a goodbye video saying “To have my life cut so short..” When he is the one directly responsible for cutting said life short..I mean, that’s a really easy situation to avoid.

Ask Trump, he seemed to find them easily enough.

What if she announced that she never replaces the toilet paper when she uses the last squares?

I can’t wait to watch the left lose in 2020, and then for Splinter to violently flip on AOC when they realize that it was these crazy freshmen congresspeople that horrified the centrist base and drove them all in to voting Republican.

I’m glad that these people were elected to congress to represent their constituents, and instead have decided to aimlessly waste their time on more inconsequential shit that happened almost a century before they were born. Way to focus on the important matters at hand!

That was LORD Renfro Stagg.

You are an angry, sad little man.