shutthefuckupsplinter
Romostradomus the Undying
shutthefuckupsplinter

Because those tax holidays only last one day?

Not as much a fixation as fascination. I’m always amazed how commenters here think they’re somehow in the majority of the electorate and that the opinions they express here matter at all. Plus I’m bored so, why not?

Oh, if only somebody would just fire this weird Dutch Asian, Splinter’s writing might improve. More likely that Splinter’s new owners will just liquidate the assets and be done with it, however, which is the second best option.

And alas, they do! Thanks for the ungreying btw. Dunce.

How, exactly, can you rationalize paying off someone’s student loans because they made the exceptionally stupid decision to go to a liberal arts school and major in something like Gender or Race Studies, and then had to become a secretary?

I wasn’t aware you could fit the entire black community of South Bend in to that small venue.

So should we be expecting a huge build up to an extremely unsatisfying climax?

You mean when Obama was busy licking every other country’s asses? How impressive that was. Maybe those parents shouldn’t have sent their kids to try and illegally jump the border, or entrusted them to coyotes.

We could just relocate them back across the border.

This entire article just literally boiled down to Jack Crosbie using 300 words to say “Fuck you, tax everybody that isn’t me.”

You’re kinda tripping on your own smooth logic there, tough guy. If you already know he has no answers and listening to him is pointless, why bother yelling questions at him in the first place? Why even show up? Normal, rational thinking people don’t show up to an endeavor that they know to be pointless..and if you

I’m pretty sure that’d be an improvement.

I don’t need an $11 nip THAT bad.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a person that lamented a lack of airline food..so, not really swinging a big bat there.

I was always told it was worse in the AA/Hispanic communities, but I’ve never seen it in action.

The fact that she was smiling and appeared to be holding back laughter while recounting the details of her supposed traumatic assault was a strange look.

Unfortunately for her, she doesn’t have any evidence either.

“Who the fuck wants to read the memoirs of an advice column writer...?! I KNOW, I’LL ACCUSE THE PRESIDENT OF RAPE!”

How DARE you besmirch the good name of Kevin Sorbo. Cretin!

She could’ve told it..I don’t know, 23 years ago? And what was the excuse for not ? “He’s got a hundred lawyers, he’ll bury you.” She does know how the criminal justice system works, right? That she doesn’t pay the DA to prosecute people, it’s their job?