Does it upset you that the vast majority of the democratic base looks at your opinions and thinks “Holy fuck, this must be a joke right?”

Purple my ass, Harry Reid was nuts deep in the casino workers union for 8 years.

Now you’re just conveniently misinterpreting things for your own benefit. Something that..Fascists did. I think we’re due for another party reversal. Conservatives have become the liberals, and the liberals have become authoritarian fascists who refuse to brook any dissent.

Equating a war with “successful protest” makes you look kinda stupid, but what should I expect from the public schools of CA and NY?

I can’t disagree with you, even though I do love fried calamari (I’m meh on pulled pork, usually too saucy and not enough pork. I LOVE braised short-rib or oxtail, but here in MA you don’t find it as often on menus for whatever reason). As I aged, and a 4 month period of unemployment led me to watching nothing but…

See? I don’t understand why it’s a big deal to ask a server. If it’s your first time at a joint, how would you know? So why wouldn’t you ask someone who definitively DOES know?

Aren’t crispy and crunchy the same thing? I mean, if something is crispy, then would it not by definition crunch on chewing?

I’m with you, my sister can’t stand the word “moist” for whatever reason - which makes no fucking sense to me because it’s exactly how you describe a perfectly cooked piece of chicken or fish. She also used to complain about how loud we all were chewing even though we chew with our mouths closed so..I’m guessing…

Hey man, I still love Longhorn steakhouse and I’ve had girls make fun of me when I order chicken tenders from there and more than once I’ve had female servers say “No, really, they’re really good, you should try one.” Idk how knowledgeable they are about their entire menu but I’ve seen them sit down and eat on their…

My mother loves ordering half a roast chicken, even at an expensive steakhouse. Sometimes she goes for the prime rib, sometimes not, ya never know. That being said, as much as I love extravagant food choices, there is something to be said for a delicious, perfectly cooked and seasoned roast chicken. Is it exciting?…

Managers don’t do the ordering, the chef does.

Something something made your own bed now sleep in it something something.

Nevada is blue too..Congratz!

What the fuck did you even just try to type? Did you have a stroke?

Let’s compare notes when we’re done.

Do you think Splinter intentionally uses the worst pictures of AOC they can find or does she just constantly look like her eyes are about to explode out of her head?

I can say that spending time, money, and effort to apologize to Native Americans for something that happened 200 years ago seems pretty fucking pointless and like worthless virtue signaling when compared to..you know..real problems.

Why are you so racist? Calling them “brown people” is deeply offensive.

What, you want him to actually say Alexandra Nina Pinta Santa Maria Ocasio-Cortez? Her name doesn’t exactly roll off the fucking tongue.

Their next study’s purpose will be to determine if drinking “really is fun.” I’m pretty sure 2000 years of human history has already told us it’s a blast.