shutthefuckupsplinter
Romostradomus the Undying
shutthefuckupsplinter

Progressives definitely love The View. Why wouldn’t they? It’s just a bunch of bitchy has-beens lambasting their Republican co-host and Republicans in general for an hour.

You must be a blast at parties.

That..that just doesn’t make any sense. “WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE SO OBVIOUSLY A BIGGER PERCENTAGE WOULD BE HOMELESS, DUH!” I mean, if California was so great and liberals ran utopias there would be less homeless. And, you know, the myriad other cancers the state has growing within it wouldn’t exist either.

I’ll allow it if the entire place is just robots delivering packages to people.

That’s like asking “Which would you prefer, cyanide of strychnine?”

FUCK YEAH, protest Independence Day! GREAT LOOK! Buddy, your fascism is showing.

JEFF BEZOS WILL FIX YOUR FLINT WATER. COMING SOON: AMAZON PLUMBING.

You might want to check the numbers on that one, buddy.

WE SHOULD GIVE THEM CONTROL OF THE JUDICIARY AND EXECUTIVE TOO!

Whatabout CA and NY are toilet states?

Nothing, because I don’t live in a literal toilet wasteland. What are you doing about it?

Oh, I totally missed the sarcasm. Go me!

This article, translated: “HOW DARE THE JEWS TRY TO TELL OUR GLORIOUS NEW MESSIAH WHAT SHE SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT SAY?”

Yeah, I’m sure all the homeless there think it’s fantastic.

To be clear, this is the same California with a horrific homelessness problem, SF has to pay people ~150k a year to clean up human shit from public thoroughfares, and LA lacks any sort of rat extermination process. In short, California is now the wasteland from Mad Max - but I’m glad they’ve got their priorities in

Shouldn’t you be off googling how “Net worth” works?

Oooooh scary! And then we’ll turn around and investigate every single Democrat in Congress, which would probably lead to mass arrests.

You are, apparently.

Social programs =/ Socialism. Read a book.

He already delivered on the economy.