shutthefuckupsplinter
Romostradomus the Undying
shutthefuckupsplinter

I fail to see most of those comparisons landing, especially since the Left has been throwing the shitfits trying to censor people the past few years.

To be fair, I hardly think you can call Splinter bloggers or their sycophants “Grown,” “voting,” or “adults.”

Motherfucker, you think I can’t fit an ounce of cocaine in the side of my boot? That shit doesn’t smell, I have no priors, and I’m not going to be drivin’ around getting stoned or something with a bunch of drugs like an idiot, nor am I going to be speeding. It’s called “not acting sketchy as fuck.” It’s really not

“THERE WAS NO PROBLEM WITH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE UNTIL IT DIDN’T WORK IN OUR FAVOR!”

She’ll be even more upset when she finds out that PR voted to not become a state recently.

Well obviously not, since it was put in place for exactly the type of situation that involves a bunch of stupid assholes in California and NYC claiming they’re in charge forever and know exactly what’s best for you.

To be fair, if they took control of Congress and the Presidency again they’d probably just kick all the Republicans out and censor everybody that objected. Their next step would probably be building the “re-education” camps in Montana and North Dakota.

Found the guy that still doesn’t know what a “fascist” is.

Lol @ you for thinking there’s going to be a “revolution.”

Idk man, I know I managed to not commit any felonies at 18. I definitely was guilty of felony possession a few times between ages 20-24, but it’s pretty easy to not get caught by..You know, not being an idiot. Sooooo no sympathy; what, you think a business is going to hire someone with an assault with a deadly weapon

Well I mean, sometimes you gotta save your marriage. For one, divorce is expensive. Second, man sometimes there’s just a lot of sluts and you make a poor decision.

Cheating on his wife is not really your business...And stereotypical accents are funny. I had Chinese landlords once and they sounded EXACTLY like your definition of “racist accents.”

I take issue with you referring to Dr. Disrespect as “famous.”

Trials of Mana, to be released only for the Switch and therefore sell only 10,000 copies.

Confirmation bias. Also, you’d think you guys would have realized by now that polls are notoriously unreliable.

Did you know prostitution is also illegal?

Well, it’s not like she can lie about it since Cardi B basically looks like a caricature of a female rap artist. She looks like nightmare fuel.

I’m praying that guy holding the microphone to the left looks like that because he ate Jesse Jackson and had Al Sharpton for dessert.

It’s almost like committing felonies doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence!

You’d think with all the claims of “THE JEWS RUN HOLLYWOOD” Cusack would’ve been smarter if he ever wanted to work again..I mean, look what they did to Mel Gibson.