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Romostradomus the Undying
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So basically her next special will be the equivalent of being in a freshman level sociology class. Thrilling.

If he doesn’t cut off his left arm in penance, nothing will be enough.

That’s easy to say when you have no friends.

I would rather watch Iliza Schlesinger’s special 7 times consecutively than watch 10 minutes of that shitty Nanette special. Also, Iliza is great live. As is Blanche.

I love watching comedy specials on netflix and sometimes cycle through a bunch of them, and I still have no idea who this woman is - This “Nanette” never showed up once as a result so...Yeah, calling it the “biggest comedy special of 2018" is like saying Silent Hill was the biggest horror movie of..Whatever year it

How are you a contemporary of a world famous comedian with multiple specials across networks, but you’ve never even had a U.S. tour? That’s not a contemporary. That’s somebody trying to capitalize on an easy target to try and boost their career.

“I shot it through bars, you see?! To show it’s like, like he’s a prisoner too!” That is some first year film student level shit.

Please stop commenting, SJW.

For someone from a rich family living an extremely privileged lifestyle, Libby is awfully hostile towards and envious of the rich. Why do you hate your parents so much, Libby? Who hurt you?

According to only people in NYC, every city that isn’t NYC is second tier.

Not going to lie, the double cheeseburger is my go-to when drunk or craving greasy, cheesy goodness.

...Buying food and cooking it yourself is cheaper than eating at McDonald’s. If you do not realize this yet, then you may want to stop eating paint chips.

I, for one, fully approve of you calling him a cunty edgelord.

So quit.

McDonald’s is always hiring, bitch.

I have a high passenger rating (4.8) Just by being punctual, friendly, and adding on a solid tip if I’m asking you to drive me in to the heart of the city any time on the weekend. I literally only get drivers that rate like 4.5 and up, and I don’t think I’ve ever had a reason to give anyone less than 5 stars. Every

Sucks to suck, breh.

Interesting, I’d love to see how many employees get to set their own hours, work wherever they want, wear whatever they want, and take as many breaks as often as they want.

Man, black people love making a scene and making shit more difficult than it needs to be.

Justice for what hate crime?...There was no crime. Also “Something told me to look at my receipt” sounds a lot like “THESE GUYS JUMPED ME AND POURED BLEACH ON ME, CALLED ME A FAG, AND SAID THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY OMG AHHHH.”