shutthefuckupsplinter
Romostradomus the Undying
shutthefuckupsplinter

Aw boo hoo, autist.

I’m assuming his normal pitch starts with “I hate free 2-day shipping and streaming services...”

I love how many GMG commenters are autistic maniacs that go fully postal at the idea of someone making physical contact with them.

Just because people are too stupid to invest money doesn’t make that statistic an issue. You can’t prove that they were in the 10% wealthiest Americans grouping before or after they bought said stock.

Lol good one breh! Now finish your kale and banana smoothie and get back to googling cat memes.

Hahaha always funny to watch the Democrats force one of their own to take the biggest bite of the shit sandwich.

Definitely going to. This is literally a case of a bunch of whiny idiots looking at a $20 bill and saying “Well, the bill works fine..There’s nothing wrong with it..BUT FUCK IT LET’S CHANGE THIS SHIT ANYWAY BECAUSE REASONS!”

Or rather, “Why the fuck are we wasting any money or time changing something that needs no changing?”

Cool well Harriet Tubman was neither a president nor a diplomat like Ben Franklin so she can go fuck herself.

No one gives a shit about the natives, quit crying about them.

In before some hard left progressive suggests they put a drone in the background.

Find me one person outside of NYC or California that is not a batshit insane Splinter commenter who thought it was a good idea to waste time or money redesigning the $20 bill. I’d say I’d wait, but I don’t have an eternity.

“Mooooooommmmmm don’t forget to pay my student loans this month!”

When can we get an interview with Splinter bloggers about why they’re so petty and hateful about the rich and literally anyone who has more or found more success in their lives than themselves?

Well, I mean, most lawyers generally send that remainder along because they don’t want to be disbarred..Apparently Avenatti wasn’t afraid of losing his livelihood for whatever reason.

I’m also not sure if it happens for tax purposes as well, so the plaintiff doesn’t pay taxes on the full winning but rather after the 1/3 for firm is extracted first. However, I don’t recall seeing firms paying out settlements piecemeal like that.

Why not? If he took the case on contingency, it doesn’t make sense that the money is paid out to the plaintiff who could then stiff the lawyer for the work he already rendered, and then force him to waste precious billable hours and waiting an absurd amount of time for the case to wind its way through the system just

Was Avenatti’s the only firm in the country without an accountant on its books? How did nobody else notice strange sums of money moving in to or out of the business? Like, who’s doing the fucking books?

Idk, are you a conspiracy theorist maniac? Because you sound like you got saddled with an extra chromosome at birth.

Well, that’s the main problem isn’t it? Their parents told them “You can do whatever you want.” They just didn’t bother to tell them “It won’t be for whatever you want, however.”