Sorry dude—if Mike Pence’s bible taught me anything it’s that smiting my brother is just fine down here because I only answer to Jesus. Petard hoisted.

Ivanka sells at Nordstrom. Boycott!

Ivanka sells at Nordstrom. Boycott!

continually rolling out her bonafides when she does something like this is getting tiresome as well - it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

Cool story, Lena. Hope your Oppression Olympics Thanksgiving comes with medals tonight.

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

lena dunham : profile in courage.

Maybe, but I think it’s more likely that people are fed up because the show just cannot seem to be consistenly interesting. That’s part of why I stopped watching after last season. The Glenn dumpster fiasco was the tipping point for me, it was lazy writing, and a cheap gimmick cliff-hanger for the midseason finale.…

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

In front of a lit up “STOP” sign no less. Not that these fools should need a sign from the universe to reconsider their actions.

To me, this is the most alarming issue of anything he has done or has promised to do so far because all other issues will stem from it. If the media is restricted in covering him, and he thinks it’s okay to tweet his news and release self made videos, then he can’t be held accountable for anything he does: who he…

Doesn’t matter. The whole thing stinks.

“What’s the big deal? That’s not even horseplay.”

We call that Freedom Foam.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

Did Trump just request a safe space?

Did you get dropped on your head as a child?

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

If America had a VP-elect who waved his dick at press conferences and literally ate shit, it would apparently be disrespectful to boo because of the position alone.

Trump Pence have no plans of applying civility, they shouldn’t expect it.

The New York Times is smug as fuck and not in a fun or cute way.