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9/27/19

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

9/19/19

Going to be interesting how he spins this against the roadrunner.

9/19/19

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

9/13/19

This kind of bad luck, it’s almost like they have bad juju somehow. Like they’re buried on ancient burial ruins, or they use a cursed word or something. Weird.

9/13/19

You don’t want to get Chris crossed.

9/13/19

Think about it - have you ever seen both of them at the same time?

9/13/19

For that matter, how does a blog about the Washington RB situation featuring injury news not mention Chris Thompson?

9/13/19

How does a blog about the Washington RB situation written by Chris Thompson not mention Washington RB Chris Thompson?

9/13/19

An injury doesnt usually cause a switch to Peterson, a switch to Peterson causes the injury!

9/12/19

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

9/12/19

Up until about 2008 (I think, might have been 2009) you could literally walk up to the trainer before a game and get a shot of Toradol (aka Vitamin T) just by asking for it. Didn’t need a prescription, a medical diagnosis, nothing more than “Hey, I need some Toradol.” Usually a line of 20-30 guys before each game.

9/12/19

From now on, when a writer segues instantly from Hawkeye Pierce lamenting the death toll mode to FOOTBAW MODE it should be called a Magary.

9/9/19

The last time the NFL acted this quickly to rectify a mistake in a video, it involved an elevator.

9/9/19

“We’re now at the North Pole. Heh! There’s only way to go from here.”

9/9/19

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

9/9/19

At least they switched Peterson at the last minute without prior warning. It’s much worse if you have to sit with the knowledge that you will be switched at some point in the future.

9/7/19

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

9/6/19

FTFY

9/6/19

God, watching you guys suck his dick is embarassing.

9/5/19

Disagree. No one talked about the fingering of buttholes in this clip.