Scroll one article up. 

That’d be second down.

Let’s be honest Drew; they’re not the Muppets you impersonate, and you bloody well know it!

while we’re at it, I still can’t go to PF Chang’s without visions of that sweaty bowl-cutted goober ruining my crab rangoons

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Science is hard, and you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

Last guy could have named his cat Kitty Purry, and if nothing else, he would have dominated the star count at Jezebel’s “Saturday Night Social” thread.

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

Somewhere on the internet...

Sometimes they give away free stuff.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

The office was split 50/50 on whether to include you and they let Drew be the deciding vote. Not wanting to offend anyone he chose to....kick the can down the road.

How the fuck am I not on this list

Even by himself he nearly got all the way to the area between the 5 and 1 positions. 

Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

If we all storm it together there’s no way they can stop all of us

According to Michael Bay, you can get a large version of Unicron already:

you don’t, you can live in the box they’ll ship it in.