Up until about 2008 (I think, might have been 2009) you could literally walk up to the trainer before a game and get a shot of Toradol (aka Vitamin T) just by asking for it. Didn’t need a prescription, a medical diagnosis, nothing more than “Hey, I need some Toradol.” Usually a line of 20-30 guys before each game.

From now on, when a writer segues instantly from Hawkeye Pierce lamenting the death toll mode to FOOTBAW MODE it should be called a Magary.

The last time the NFL acted this quickly to rectify a mistake in a video, it involved an elevator.

“We’re now at the North Pole. Heh! There’s only way to go from here.”

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

At least they switched Peterson at the last minute without prior warning. It’s much worse if you have to sit with the knowledge that you will be switched at some point in the future.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

FTFY

God, watching you guys suck his dick is embarassing.

Disagree. No one talked about the fingering of buttholes in this clip.

Scroll one article up. 

That’d be second down.

Let’s be honest Drew; they’re not the Muppets you impersonate, and you bloody well know it!

while we’re at it, I still can’t go to PF Chang’s without visions of that sweaty bowl-cutted goober ruining my crab rangoons

Do not look Mike Mayock in the eye

+1 “still legal in 16 states”

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Science is hard, and you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

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