I wanna hang with the Earth-born gems. Those Amethysts and Jaspers look like they would be a hoot.

Who would have thought that Steven and Captain Kirk would have so much in common?

Your welcome. I’ll be here all week.

Counterpoint: Cats are jerks...

Today ESPN announces a new role for Chris Berman, our Hall of Fame quarterback of 38 years.

Here’s cheat sheet to get you started on the learning and stuff...

Garnet approves...

They never learn...

The 2008 Lions thank you for your hot take...

Is there anything this dino can’t do?

Like Bills’ fans are the paragon of good decision making?

Whelp. There goes two months of my life.

I don’t know...seems like he might have had some mechanical assistance with that win...

That picture must always be presented in GIF form...

You asked...

1629.

Lion is not amused...

It’s not the exercising of constitutional rights making your Bud Light taste bad...

I heard the red ones didn’t sell as well. Something about a high accident rate and engine explosions...