And Bryan is an even worse boyfriend.

Come here so I can smack you for that slander.

Including American POWs who were in the city at the time.

"O Tannenbaum" has honestly been ruined for me forever since I was in high school and found the rest of the lyrics to the state song.

Also, if you fly it upside down, with the Crosslands at the top left corner, you're deliberately signifying your support of the Confederacy. People apparently still do this, because we can't have nice things.

When I was a kid and watched it unveiled (here's a photo) what struck me was how exhausted the men in this statue look. Exhausted, in pain, and sad. That is a fitting memorial to the horror of that war, in my view.

Which was just found defaced with profane graffiti yesterday. Again.

That was what made me cheer. Y'all's "legacy" and "heritage" are as flimsy as the piece of shit monuments y'all erected to them.

You can tell who isn't from Maryland whenever a joke about the Colts is made. We still take it absolutely seriously even 35 years later.

Please, oh god, do this. I need photos.

I'm sorry for laughing so hard about the stolen tree. That is absolutely something someone here would do.

Conversely, doing shit in the middle of the night is traditionally Baltimorean.

The best pit beef sandwich comes from a restaurant located in the parking lot of a strip club on a skeezy stretch of the highway. God, I want one so bad right now.

I still wish "This Land Is Your Land" was our national anthem here. But it's too pinko-commie.

I didn't know that. But I am very pleased to find it out!

Yeah, when the south seceded and Lee went with it, Lincoln seized Lee's property - a big-ass plantation - and turned it into what is now Arlington Cemetery. I find that an incredibly delightful "fuck you" to the Confederacy.

Funny how in 4th grade they only taught us the first lyric of "Maryland, My Maryland," ain't it?

Its title, I think - and I could be wrong - is "brother against brother." And as WBE mentioned downthread, it really literally did come down to that in some families in Maryland.

Omar would have just blasted it with his shotgun until the damn thing toppled over.

Mulva.