Poor man. He seemed like a lovely person who was in a tremendous amount of pain.

I bet you think it's racist that there's no White History Month.

More than you are, you flaming idiot. Don't you have some Minion memes to share with your fellow grandmas on Facebook?

That's not segregation, you fucking moron. Seriously, fuck off and die already.

Oh, I get it. You mean like when a dog needs to fight crime and instead he gets jerked off by a sparkly vampire?

True! But I wouldn't wish Twilight super-fans on anyone.

Honestly, I felt kind of bad for him during the height of the Twilight movies. I don't think he really understood just what he was signing up for, and he always seemed so miserable and unhappy.

I support women of color having their own spaces because they're sick and tired of the way white people treat them. Now go away, asshole.

I didn't grow up with cable, so I have zero nostalgia for TRL despite being in its target demographic. The only times I ever saw it were at friends' houses and I was always kind of baffled by its popularity.

He also had a cameo on Clone High that was pretty great.

No, you're an idiot. Please fuck off.

Every fish sperm is sacred, every fish sperm is great!

She sounds amazing.

God, I wish.

This made me laugh more than anything else I've read all week.

…thanks.

Bears count.

I have had neither enough sleep nor coffee to make sense of this, and I don't think I want to.

Isn't that just the documentary about your college years?

-Steve Bannon