Can we cross Mon-El over to the Phantom Zone? Permanently?

I went to culinary school and worked in some kitchens, and I swear to god I almost die of a rage stroke anytime I see a fictional chef portrayed in movies/TV because it is so fucking obvious that nobody who writes these characters knows what the fuck they're talking about.

Personally, I'm comforted by the fact that the USA doesn't have a monopoly on bigoted morons.

It's Ariel's blue dress from The Little Mermaid!

Hey, we're all human, you know? I can't claim to understand your situation exactly, as I've never been in it myself, but one thing I've learned over the years is that taking care of yourself is just as important as taking care of others. I really hope that you two are able to find some peace.

Yeah. I give a lot of leeway to waitstaff because I know what a difficult job is. If I can see you're trying, I'm not going to make a fuss. (Hell, I don't make a fuss in general.) I have no problem waiting a few extra minutes to get things when someone is legitimately busy because that isn't really their choice.

You're not shitty. This is a difficult situation for you both, and you just got hit with this news on top of a bunch of other stuff you've been dealing with. I wish I had better advice for you, but all I can say right now is that you should take care of yourself, because you're important too. Please come and drop in…

Clone High on Youtube, because I'm in need of some nostalgia lately. Also because it's goddamn hilarious.

I made veal cacciatore this weekend with some stewing veal we'd bought on deep discount and chucked into the freezer. It was delicious! Best I've ever made.

Sleep. Glorious, glorious sleep.

Lalo Schifrin - Tiger Tank
Loretta Lynn - She's Got You
The Beatles - Paperback Writer
Patti Smith - Birdland
The Ronettes - Here I Sit
Gin Wigmore - Black Sheep
Janelle Monae - What an Experience
ELO - Here Is the News
Marvin Gaye - Can I Get a Witness
Four Seasons - Let's Hang On
Beastie Boys - I Want Some
The Stooges - Raw…

Fuck the headache I've had for like, the last three weeks.

I'm so jealous of you.

I already bought my Halloween costume and I'm really excited about it and I may just wear it to a cosplay night at Grand Central in Baltimore in a few weeks (the biggest gay bar in town).

Why not? It's your wedding! And if she's willing to do it, ask her!

MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!

Feel better soon!

I can't speak for everyone who's ever worked in a hotel as a housekeeper, but we were very conscientious. We were allotted about 20 minutes to clean a room, but we got it down to a system and got very good at cleaning everything - including the remote controls, clock radios, and telephones - in addition to the…

I've been following the opioid commission led by Chris Christie as part of my job, and they've blown two deadlines on their first report already. They only finally turned in a first draft last week, about four months later than they were supposed to.

The grand majority of people in food service would never, ever mess with someone's food or drinks in response to being treated poorly. It's not worth losing a job - or a career, because the restaurant world is surprisingly tiny - over that. I know I certainly never did it, and nobody I know who's worked in the…