Ray Charles - Let's Go Get Stoned
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Bad Reputation
Amy Winehouse - (There Is) No Greater Love
Amy Winehouse - Valerie ('68 Version)
Placebo - English Summer Rain
The Beatles - I Feel Fine
Venus in Furs - 2HB
Beastie Boys - Dub the Mic
Dropkick Murphys - The Irish Rover
Nick Drake - Pink Moon
Garbage…

I have a date tomorrow night and I got it without even trying!

AhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH congratulations!!

This is pretty much what I came here to say.

Oh no. I definitely filled in for you while you were gone.

Ouch.

Thanks, man! I appreciate it.

Mostly I'm worried about what level of first-date courtesy to use. I'm…this is gonna sound weird because I'm a lady but I tend to be pretty chivalrous in general, and I don't want her to think I'm being condescending or anything, but I also don't want to just like, let the door smack her in the face because I didn't…

Everyone I smoked it with had pretty much a similar reaction. I've never thrown up because of weed before or since, and I'm not especially prone to panic attacks or paranoid when I'm high, whatever the strain.

Not only is she cute, but so is her guide dog! He's a black lab named Vader. She's visually impaired, which is definitely going to be a new experience for me, but I'm pretty sure I won't make an asshole out of myself.

The polar vortex here in Maryland was fucking terrible, dude! I'm not tolerant of either extreme heat or cold so I hate everything anyway.

I've never reacted quite so poorly (except the one time in college I accidentally smoked weed laced with PCP and spent all night throwing up and calling my best friend crying hysterically because I was convinced John Ashcroft, attorney general at the time, had sent his personal ninjas to murder me for smoking pot…

Well, there are if you don't want to be so high you're just lying on the carpet all day doing nothing fun because you just can't get up.

Well, they're both pretty weird quirky guys, so. Baltimore is a city that's very northeastern in terms of ego but very southern in terms of actual importance.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah! /takes off sunglasses

Thanks for clarifying. I've never used it myself, so I don't know how the app really works in detail.

My boss is on vacation with her family in Costa Rica right now and had spent the past 2 weeks actively researching schools and houses there because she's so fed up with living near DC.

For once, my sad gay ass has something to talk about here!

How fast do you win?

Listen, buddy, as someone who spent my late teens and early twenties doing what you did - not in a dating context, but more as a way to cope with my own crippling depression - it doesn't make you a bad person. It just makes you a frustrated and unhappy person who seized the upper hand for a moment. What matters is…