Back in the 70s I was on a very famous TV showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….

Yeah, a USAF colonel played by a 27-year-old is as empowering as it gets!

Yeah, but Erin doesn't do cool stuff like punch the shit out of Iron Man for sending her cousin into space, or know she's in a comic book.

Aisha Tyler.

It would work. Trust me, I'm an expert.

The coolest thing when we finally got cable - when I was in college - was being able to record old Mission: Impossible episodes on the DVR from MeTV and watch them later, and Martin Landau was always the coolest part of those episodes. I was quite shocked when I realized that the man who had brought me to tears with…

The man had class.

I used to get that with people when I worked at hotels. They'd get irrationally angry about some perceived thing they felt they were entitled to, but which we didn't have, freak out about how "bad" the hotel was, and tell me they were never coming back. My answer was usually a deadpan, "oh, gosh, that WOULD be…

I read your comment in Dave Chappelle's voice (a la "mudbutt") and now I'm laughing all over again.

This probably shouldn't have made me laugh so hard as it did.

Still better-run and more informational than WMATA.

I went straight to Stephen King at around age 11. I've never read a Goosebumps book.

Jesus, that's terrible. My condolences to his loved ones.

I've seen Spaceballs, so it sort of counts as the Alien chestburster scene, right?

Yeah, I know it seems weird. I've just never been into the harder sci-fi. There's nothing wrong with it at all! It just never grabbed my attention.

You don't have to sell me on this. I saw the phrase "lemon pepper wings" and was already sold. I'm so used to them being dry-rubbed that the picture of them in all their saucy glory had me almost drooling.

I think I watched the first one when I was over somebody's house. But I never got into the movie series at all. I found it mawkish and off-putting even as a kid, despite my love of dinosaurs.

I think that was Fraction and Aja, but yes.

I'm not all that much into sci-fi. I've never seen any of the Terminator movies. Or any of the Alien or Predator movies, either.

I'm one of the people who didn't even know Thomas Dekker was a person who exists until I clicked on this article, so…