I'da gone with Elagabalus.

They do that all the time. I also frequently see screams of "NAZI" at people from this particular treasure of a commenter for the crime of not leaving their comment history unlocked.

Yes!! I was there too, and I wish I'd saved it. But I think it got lost when I moved back home from college. Thank you for the link - it's always such a treat to relive this concert.

Sad upvote.

Honestly, if I had my way, I'd be doing the same thing.

We never actually got to the sex part because it turns out she's asexual. I do miss those makeouts, though.

They should have gotten Paolo Rivera. His posters for the Captain America movies are stunning.

Look at me. Now look at Wakanda. Now back to me. I'm on a throne.

My first girlfriend had long nails. She couldn't do anything for weeks whenever she cut them, because she was so used to it, so she basically just stopped and filed them every so often.

Chadwick Boseman can stare into my soul all he wants. Yum.

Okay, but Tatiana Maslany for Jessica Drew!

Ah, you're a Comics Curmudgeon fan too, I see!

I can't, because I keep my garden on the deck and I don't want to give animals any ideas about how delicious they are!

Oh my god, that's awful. Poor birbs.

Squirrels suck. They've been chewing the shit out of our deck. You can see actual teeth marks all over the railing.

We put out birdseed that's supposed to repel squirrels, but those furry little bastards ate it anyway. The good thing is, we at least have a couple of bluejays that come around and scare the bejesus out of them, so the birds actually get some food once in awhile. I won't have those rodents messing with my sparrows and…

Yes! It's so great.

Eat my shorts!

I'll take crows over squirrels any day. Those fucking things are just rats with bushy tails, and they eat all the goddamn birdseed.

Crows are really cool birds. They're so smart! I saw a video of one who took garbage to a trash can with his beak and put it in, because he realized what it was for. I also love the videos of them playing in the snow in Russia.