Well, I'm afraid I can't agree with that last part, as she's a friend of mine. But good to know you do have a sense of humor.

Yeah, I actually really enjoy reading articles like this, even if I'm not particularly interested in pursuing the actual food itself. It's fun to see how different regions interpret dishes.

We had to make beef tongue in my garde manger class in culinary school. I'd never had it before, but I was surprised by how much I actually liked it. It's just lean beef.

Cheese curds are delicious, though!

I almost inhaled iced tea laughing at your comment. Thank you. God, I hate Kerouac so much.

I was better at applying black pencil eyeliner still drunk from the night before than this asshole is now.

My brother works at Hopkins. Everyone fucking hates him.

I use a website to go watch Simpsons episodes because FXX never airs the ones I actually want to see.

Straight white women are almost as good as straight white men at managing to find persecution everywhere. When they're moderately attractive, well - that only makes them ripe pickings for the right-wing media.

Can I still laugh at her for applying her eyeliner like I used to in 2004? Because her makeup is busted as fuck.

Yeah, I really miss the old [Character A] x [Character B] construct. It was so much easier.

Chris Hemsworth is fucking hilarious. I would literally pay money to see just 2 hours of him as bro-Thor, being a bad roommate, tucking in Mjolnir at night, whatever. I like him so much.

Dude, if you want, I know where to get some good Thundershield fic.

I've read several interviews with her and she strikes me as a very intelligent, kind person. And the older I get - I was 13 when the news broke about Clinton's affair - the angrier I get that a 23-year-old female intern was dragged through the mud so badly for so long, as if she was the only participant and deserved…

My dad used to go over the train tracks (at a real crossing, mind you) with my brother and me in the back of his Ford Bronco and we'd just laugh and laugh as we got hurled around the trunk. God, that was fun. Kids these days have no sense of humor.

Jamesway, if only because making me remember that the store existed made me laugh.

I did actually see Caroline's post circulating on Tumblr after your comment!

I really liked the 2009 animated movie, but their versions of Steve Trevor and Etta Candy were so inferior.

And here I thought you had me blocked so you couldn't see my posts!

I live in Maryland and am a magnet for them. I've already got one on my leg and I've spent a total of 30 minutes outdoors in the past 5 days.