I dunno about that, Pete Seeger kept fighting the good fight into his 90s.

I have a drunk uncle. He used to be really cool and fun, but the older he's gotten, the more I realize he's an overgrown, spoiled baby who will never own up to his shitty behavior. The last straw for me was when he got hammered and posted on my mom's wall something he meant for me - it was very rude and uncalled for -…

Frankly, my grandmother played favorites so much when my brother and I were kids that we never really had a relationship with her to start with, and I don't miss having to drag myself down to her house for events at all. I've always felt that my real grandmother is my step-grandma, the woman my grandpa left her to…

It is!

I get around those by disowning most of my mom's family. My dad's horrible parents are thankfully dead, but I get on well with his sister and her husband and their two kids.

Oh, I'm completely estranged from 95% of my mom's side, because they're fucking terrible. Anti-intellectual, mean-spirited, and selfish. The last straw was my grandmother getting my grandfather banned from my uncle's funeral (they've been divorced for 45 years and bitch still won't let it go). I disowned the lot of…

See also: why I got rid of my Facebook account. I'm so much happier not knowing which of my relatives and former coworkers/classmates are horrible.

Me too. And then I realized Miller High Life is cheaper.

Yeah, my uncle is a PP doctor and said the same thing. His favorite is Hawaiian BBQ baby back ribs.

That's awesome.

Also, their Woodstock sketch introduced me to "Who's on First?"

Please tell me your wife is that cool lady who ran an Animaniacs fan site in the late 90s.

Lies. Slappy the Squirrel shaped my curmudgeonly ways!

One Chicken Boo episode, and one episode full of nothing but Good Idea, Bad Idea.

Dick Cheney?

I think so, but me and Pippi Longstocking — I mean, what would the children look like?

YES, PINKY.

We don't talk about Dan Slott's She-Hulk.

Well, that makes sense. You probably shouldn't badmouth the company you work for. I just had no idea that happened, and now I'm bummed we're not getting a sequel.

Good lord, he is a better president than 45.