I think the problem comes when white people behave as though they're the first to discover something, or as though they're the experts in certain cuisines, rather than people just being interested in learning to cook diversely. For example, that "You're Eating It Wrong" douche on the Cooking Channel had a segment…

This looks delicious! It's not too far off the way I make peanut noodles, when I'm not being lazy and just using the Wegmans brand of peanut sauce (which is surprisingly really good and inexpensive). I didn't think other people used tahini too, but I feel vindicated now. I never thought about using green tea before,…

Wegmans also makes a surprisingly very good peanut sauce.

I discovered the joys of kimchi fried rice this winter and I'm never going back. I also put a healthy dollop of gochujang in mine.

High-five to a fellow Marylander! I love the Pennsylvania Dutch egg noodles. They're dynamite with beef stroganoff. I did a little research, though, and it seems that Asian egg noodles seem to be sold fresh, and in more varieties than the little twisties, rather than dried.

My best friends, unfortunately. I watched an episode with them because I was hanging out and it came on and they asked if it was okay if they watched it, and I'm not a douche so I said of course it's okay, and I didn't laugh once during the entire half-hour. It's so shrill and grating that I honestly feared for my…

I don't know why, but that's always cracked me up even just thinking about it.

I like that so much I'm gonna start using it.

I still feel this way sometimes! Eventually it does even itself out, though, and you'll be able to act normally around ladies who are flirting with you or to whom you're attracted.

I learned about sex from one of my dad's old biology textbooks when I was 8 or 9, and I generally got it right - except that I thought sex was just inserting a penis into a vagina once and just like…leaving it there. I couldn't figure out what the big deal was about that or why anyone would go so crazy trying to…

Right? Like, what the fuck? I've dated bi women before and we were definitely monogamous. It's not exactly a rarity.

I agree with your comment except this sentence: "That person used every moment of intimacy under the guise of friendship to fuel their own fantasy." We don't know that this was the case with the Norwegian lady's ex-friend. I've had crushes on or fallen in love with friends before and eventually told them about it (not…

I'm not even a dude and the suggestion made me automatically cross my legs and wince. Jesus christ, I'm so glad that's never gonna be a problem for me.

Thanks so much, dude. This wasn't necessary, but I do appreciate it more than you could know. I'm glad we can talk like this.

The Kermit one was probably my favorite.

Upvoted for the Mos Eisley joke.

The kind of jerk who wears their backpack on the subway during rush hour while listening to music on Beats headphones so loud that you can hear every single word.

I agree completely with your statement. Yes, he had his flaws, and he disappointed me with some things he did/didn't do, but he was above all the kind of person who truly understood the magnitude and weight of what he did as president.

I just - I guess I never thought I'd see a worse president than GWB in my lifetime, and yet here we are, barely over 100 days in.

Holy FUCK I think I'm gonna die of a rage stroke.