We can agree to disagree then.

Right, she should not.

I will not argue with you on that!

Do your wife a favor and stop comparing her to a deranged, quite clearly mentally ill attention whore.

I think that it is permisible for my wife to, in private and knowing the audience and knowing that those specifically listening would not be offended, to make a joke like that.

I know! She can be frustratingly reasonable and intelligent sometimes! The nerve....

Um, what?

Well, admittedly there are people she just doesn’t like. For instance, she (nor I) are fond of preachy and judgemental assholes on the Internet who jump to huge conclusions based on a misinterpreted thread of evidence.

How dare your wife conduct her life according to her own experiences and tastes, rather than the tenets of The Outrage MachineTM. How dare she.