So he’s freaking out about Flynn, Cohen, Manafort, and probably many more things to come that we haven’t heard about (like the mysterious secret witness at the DC Grand Jury recently). He’s freaking out about the stock market on pace to having its worst December since the Depression. He’s freaking out about Democrats…

Dammit Kinja, I need context. (Seriously though, this update sucks)

I love that his baldness bothers him. I love that he thinks “if I just had hair, people wouldn’t think I’m a monster anymore!”

There are plenty of people who don’t have it all together in the world. But there is a special place in hell for the “Drs” of the world who exploint and shame them for ratings. How the hell “Doctor Phil” has not been flat out sanctioned and condemned by every professional organization remotely connected to mental…

Michelle Duggar makes her toddlers wear long skirts so their little baby legs don’t tempt men, allowed her daughters to be molested by their brother and then covered it up, actively works to make life hell for transgender people, and has robbed her older children of their childhoods by making them essentially toil in…

Fuck the Duggars. They allowed their oldest to molest some of the girls, made those poor girls believe it was their fault, and made them go on TV to apologize to their abuser.

Hi.

Nadya Suleman was clearly someone who wasn’t “all there” and that was part of the media’s obsession with her. She was “irresponsible” and “crazy” but Michelle Duggar getting pregnant until she died/until she couldn’t be pregnant anymore was a wholesome narrative about self-sufficiency and “personal accountability”

YOU GUYS. I’m working a late night event tonight but my executive director just told me Michelle Obama might be visiting us!!! She’s in town for a book reading(?) which I couldn’t get tickets to, as I was working. Fingers crossed!

In the space of a year:

She doesn’t seem like the best decision-maker, but if I had to be in one of those enormous families I’d way rather have Suleman as a mom than that creepy Duggar woman.

That’s not all I want for Christmas, but it would be a good start and is more likely than Tessa Thompson dressed in nothing but a bow under my tree.

Did she actually put quotation marks around “fair market rate?” And maybe a wink emoji?

Ms. Trump passed the inquiry on to a hotel official and said only that any resulting discussions should be at a ‘fair market rate’

Kanye is on Twitter right now claiming medication is bad for his creativity. That shit is dangerous and people have to stop acting like criticizing his dumb fucking opinions is the same thing as being insensitive about his health issues. 

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they went with an actual Captain Planet villain. 

Shit like this is part of why she was dehydrated in the first place. (Video is from 2013 but the practice continues.)

Yes, you are mad about Bryan Singer, we get it. I think you’re misguided in spamming the comment section about it because in my experience that’s only going to turn people off of listening to you, but I guess you prepared for that by making a burner just for this post. I just want you to know: we see you and we hear…

I wonder how wise it was to bring up echo chambers considering how eagerly you two are currently huffing each other’s emissions.