According to the dipshits in my neck of the woods it is only halftime. 

We gave him a chance. He failed to rise to the occasion, and this was evident within 168 hours of the inauguration.

It would be great to see video of the crowd when Kanye comes over the loudspeakers: Confusion. Disgust. Realization who it is. Then awkwardly pretending to like it. Some clapping on 1 and 3.

He can’t get any Kanye songs to play? Come on, where’s that brand synergy?

Oh, they’re maaaad at Willie. He stumped for Beto then told the social media crybabies to get over it.

You guys, my mom, who has voted republican as long as I can remember, just texted me to tell me she’s voting for Democrats this fall. I’m still not hopeful about it the election, but I feel like at least some of my belligerence has paid off. 

Tell your boss that Jalopnik says it’s okay

Whichever one completely lacks balls is Manchin.

They are losing power.  Last dying gasp?  One can fucking hope. 

“You do have to buy things sometimes,” Ben says, referring to car-building. “But most of us try to avoid it, just on principle.” Anybody with money can make a cool car, he and Dani agree; the real achievement is building a unique one, out of found materials, what Dani calls “the challenge of making something out of…

Just stop.  This is getting old and ridiculous. 

This is truly great detective work guys. bravo.

Sure, but he’s still a senator for the time being, and in that time he could actually vote against the President he supposedly disagrees with, every now and then.

So he thinks what Trump is doing is wrong, but still voted 84% of the time to support his policies.....?

Enhance!

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

Jack: At the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him fuckin a man tonite is gunna suck.

Bow tie wearing racist asshole seems to be the main qualification to work at the Daily Caller.

Like me, personally, whenever a commenter points out that I fucked up a comma or something in a post, I get a weird tingly feeling and start sweating immediately