guy’s face is EVERYTHING. like, he has the superpower of conveying pure distilled eyeroll *without actually rolling his eyes*. i’m dead.

Offering what pool reporters described as a 10 minute “soliloquy,” Kanye said that he’d been mis-diagnosed as being bipolar (he’s just sleep deprived, he claimed, before insisting that “we can empower pharmaceuticals”).

I can’t get over that face.

We live in hell.

HE NEEDS NEW MATERIAL!

I am hollering. ROTFLMAO!

AND WHY DID SHE WAIT SO LONG TO COME FORWARD? 

If she’s that bullied, why hasn’t she contacted the FBI? Can she prove she is the most bullied person in the world? 

I’m sorry but without strong evidence of bullying, I’m going to have to say it would be irresponsible, even dangerous for me to get on the slippery slope of listening and caring about anything she says.

Fox has a target demographic of one, and there’s no point in airing the rally if their audience is up onstage and unable to tune in. 

The real news is not even Fox is airing these creepy rallies now. The President doesn’t draw a big enough audience on Fox to justify covering his rallies.

As I turned to follow Sanders and Shine out of the room, someone said, “Hey, Olivia.” I turned toward the room again to see Kelly and Ayers entwined, their arms stretched around each other and their faces pressed close together. They smiled theatrically. “This is my friend,” Kelly said.“Yes, and he’s mine,” Ayers…

Don’t forget the funeral with full honors or that Trump Tower prime will become a historical landmark and maybe one of his golf courses. Some of his belongings will end up at the Smithsonian. Some person will have to come up with a list of his positive traits and achievements. Some kid you’re talking to at a party…

Lately, for obvious reasons, I remind myself that odds are that Trump won’t be alive in five years or so, given his proclivities.

I’m really to a point I can’t even really project much hate towards Trump himself anymore. He’s just a miserable old man who’s daddy didn’t love him because ultimately - POTUS or not - he was a failure. And he knows it.

It is the same thing when a small child does it.  It means I am not budging from what I am saying and you can’t make me.    

He’s hiding his tiny baby hands. 

I’m a brunette with excellent cheekbones. I’m waiting, Channing.

he probably pulled his pants down to the ankles to use the urinal as well. fuckin weirdo.

The strange, last-minute veer into fake-news territory aside