If you come across a profile with minimum height requirements, consider it a bullet dodged.

How much further into the future do we have to go until “something that has wires or LEDs” is not assumed to be a bomb?

Being a chef is not a position at McDonalds.

You’re suggesting some one who is skilled should go find a different job at a different place. My point was that specific positions at many companies cannot be negotiated. Some one who becomes a chef at some other restaurant is no longer a burger flipper. That’s exactly a…

And even if you are some kind of super employee who management is willing to negotiate with because you’ll make them so much money, the only thing you can really negotiate for is more pay or vacation.

There are just certain kinds of things you can never get through individual bargaining.

And of course, the real issue is…

And when things do improve over 4 years under a Democratic president, they attribute it all to the new Republican President that just took office yesterday.

He wouldn’t be gagged, he’d just be removed from the room so that his own trial could go on without him.

Truck nuts are gender affirming care.

Okay, I get what these diversion team’s goals are, but what do they *do*? What strategies are being employed to get people to cancel? Are they lying to people on the phone about things? Are they just making it as painful and long to schedule an appointment as possible till people just give up and hang up?

Will it be red under the salt?

More accurate title:
“Star Wars Outlaws plants will gigantic and empty”

Damn, wouldn’t expect a guy like that to come out in favor of gender affirming care.

Another way to look at my strategy is to realize that in half the games you play, you will never have an advantage of even one card so you will never pick.

What both sites could have (and should have done IMO) is just modified their APIs to also return ads, so ads are displayed whether you’re using a first- or third-party reader.

“DeSantis had only said “monkey” because he had been reading their daughter’s favorite book, “Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed,” to their kids at night.”

If I recall correctly, that book and story is a sort of “cleaned up” version of a much older story where it wasn’t “monkey’s”, it was more explicit...

Just like…

There’s no world where no-fault divorce was not allowed, but this was considered abuse; the kinds of people who are fine locking women in marriages are also perfectly fine with this kind of abuse.

Only for now. They won’t stop until they get Gilead. They’re going after contraception and gay marriage next.

I thought of Graham’s Number. 

You also have a big ass pyramid by the mud.

They also never have ectopic pregnancies. If they did, that must mean they’re secretly slutty sinner and god’s just punishing them so they get what they deserve.

I don’t get it. Is this what the next season of Arrested Development will be about?