shuddupyoface
shuddupyoface
shuddupyoface

OMG. I am SOOOO sex positive and you-do-you-y and nonjudgmental BUT THAT’S SO MANY PARTNERS OMG.

Knew what was coming, still lol’d

“New York’s hottest photo pose is called...Stefon. Located at an under 18 club, this pose has everything: teens covering their noses, confused adults, one guy in a hoodie.”

Ah, yes, the Bane pose.

Haha. Fat chance. That dude is way too brown.

I do not think that Karlie is Racist and nor do I think she did anything wrong. They are beautiful photographs that are inspired by the Geisha culture, a very visually beautiful culture. I just do not see how this is offensive.

I guess it doesn’t matter that she didn’t do yellowface.

And I thought mine was bad.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

I don’t care if you have kids or don’t. Do whatever makes you happy. But when I got pregnant by accident and was thrilled about it, it was really shitty when people asked me if it was planned. No, it wasn’t because I’d struggled with infertility for years and had several miscarriages, and was terrified it would happen

God, thank you!

that’s really intrusive and not feminist. other people’s choices are none of your business.

Do you have a pancreas? I imagine she does. That could be another thing you have in common with her, for future episodes.

Hey! I finally have something in common with Miranda Kerr. I’m not having sex either. This concludes the portion of Things I Have in Common With Miranda Kerr, please tune in next week.

“Way to get to truly know each other and be prepared!”

0 days without an ethics violation.

I’m gonna start saying that shit randomly during text convos.

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

That’s okay. I didn’t want to digest this breakfast burrito anyway.