I'd buy this. Faux-folksy, playboy nice guy.

I don't know if he hates women, but he certainly wants to sleep with as many as he can without feeling guilty about it.

Oh man, I forgot about Fran! (Hannah did too, apparently)

Just to balance out the inevitable wave of haters:

I would probably sympathize with Jessa slightly more than Mimi-Rose.

Much like how the episode started off pretty well, but by the end…

Oh god, I hope we don't see any more of Zachary Quinto's character. He's worse than Marnie's boyfriend whatshisface

Was it supposed to have been an impressive performance?

“Ask Me My Name” offers more proof that Girls comes alive when it taps into that manic, urban energy, following Hannah as her first post-Adam date morphs into an eventful, splintering Gotham night.

I really want an episode that focuses on Jessa for a while, because what the hell is going on with her? Does being sober make her so bored that she just can't help but fuck with people and be unpleasant?

Well, they made Mimi-Rose a human. She's still pretty soulless, though. I didn't buy a word of her inspirational "Ask Me My Name" sob story.

This episode was delightful until Hannah decided to take her poor date to Mimi-Rose's art show. Everything after that was such a shit show of manipulative jerks that my skin was crawling.

Is nobody is talking about the song "Candy" in these comments because it's entirely mediocre and forgettable?

I have absolutely no idea what a cold-pressed juice even is, so who am I to judge?

I don't think so. Which is a little bit weird if you think about it, but I guess that's just how half-hour television shows work.

"Who fuckin' went with you??"
"My friend Sue-Ellen Garth."
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER."
"You'll meet her. She's a somnambulist."

Maybe she wants to talk to someone about becoming a teaching aide or something? I have doubts that she's just going to be subbing at the beginning of next week's episode.

Mimie-Rose obviously didn't tell Adam she wasn't on the pill: she made a child behind his back. How is that kind of behaviour a responsible one?

I've been rewatching the series, and I had forgotten that she briefly has sex with Elijah topless, but she covers her breasts with her arms the entire time. So uncomfortable looking.

I really, really, really want Elijah to continue to pursue photography. He should have a whole run of brief internet photojournalism fame that ends in creating a political scandal. (He was already dating a mayoral candidate in Iowa—imagine if he outed a politician as gay? WITH ARTSY PHOTOS ON HIS BITCHY BLOG?)