Porntractor. Porn Tractor. So weird.

(with apologies to Betty Boop)

“The only thing that separates adult now from mainstream is the ability to shoot hard cock, pink and penetration”

dying doesn’t absolve them of liability, if they are at fault

My personal favorite:

The comments here are going to turn into a shitstorm of epic proportions, so would anyone like to talk about the weather? Post puppy gifs? Has anyone bought any cool shoes recently?

THE SAGA CONTINUES

his parents pranked kara by birthing him.

But really, isn’t it about time we asked “Bruh what?” of all of us?

Fred Dobry, Sigma Nu’s national Director of Risk Reduction suggested that Sigma Nu members who live in the house were not responsible for the banners outside of their house. He tells Jezebel, “Sigma Nu Fraternity is investigating this matter, and based on what we know at this point, Fraternity members at ODU are not…

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

I had a boyfriend who told me that he needed to be 51% of the relationship, especially when it came to making any important decisions involving the household and our future. Apparently this is stated somewhere in the Bible. Being Satan’s daughter, I rejected the idea.

Julia, 23:

Agree on all points but also

THANK YOU. Same. I remember when Gen X was getting these stupid fucking scare articles about how dating is over and everybody panic!!!!!! but it’s actually based on what like 10 super-assholes are doing in Manhattan.

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

I mean, if you were like “this is a picture of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz” I’d be like “yup”.