Hey now. Attractive older men can’t be seen with anyone above 30. That’s just gross.

Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

This bear was THOUGHTFUL. He didn't eat the strawberry rhubarb because that would be RUDE. Everyone knows strawberry rhubarb is the best pie.

i want whatever drugs she was on at the time. lets just be real here.

meh, why not.

okay but like lets circle back to the main story here which is why in the fuck would you get h20 tattooed on yourself

He shamed them? I thought he was shaming the people preying on th people who needed to use that type of loan arrangement?

I don't think the point of the payday loans segment was to shame the people who needed them but rather the predatory loaners who through exuberant interest percentages were taking advantage of people who were desperate.

I think you missed the point of that rant.

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.

Every time someone quotes one of those “inner goddess” lines from that thing I cringe so, so much. God. So much second-hand embarrassment.

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

Here you go

Sigh...this is why we can’t have “nice” things. Agree or disagree, fine. But really, this kind of thing just adds more fuel to the Rush Limblah army—”Feminazis!” he’ll cry, while sitting on his mountain of money. And the real issues will be swept under the rug as usual.

PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!!

PARTY!!!!