DAISY YOU HAD ONE JOB.

nice to know that google is constantly scanning my emails. I feel so safe now

Which is unfortunate because two kids with ridiculous names should really be friends.

That women should have a little respect for her Doctor, Her vaginal birth has a good chance of interfering with his golf game. Pregnant women are so selfish, they act like giving birth is all about them and their babies.

When people say, "It was all a business transaction" in regards to failing marriages, it discounts that if it was always a sham, why would they be breaking up? People don't get mad if their business-partner has sex with someone else.

Ah yes. I always make sure to produce a tiny human to fully back up the image of my sham-marriage.

"Nice tities"

Two years ago I had the same amoeba start to develop under my lens despite regular cleaning and removal at night, so I had to stop wearing contacts for 4 months, use special drops, let my eyes heal, and use stronger solution to clean the contacts after that. It came back anyway, so I now am permanently in glasses,…

I just don't understand how you could not give a fuck about things in your eyes for SIX MONTHS. That's passing idiocy into possibly unprecedented levels of apathy. Even if you could somehow only afford that one pair of contact lenses...wouldn't you at least want to take really good care of that one pair?

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Good luck feng shui—ing your way outta that kinda dwelling baggage.

Joe Mangianello is very hot yes, but were those sunglasses put on in photoshop? Are they from baby Gap?

I thought when she was asking for the names of the other non-attendees she was going to contact those parents and suggest something like Class Cocktails - every other Wednesday at 11pm.

How many dads were at class coffee?

I'm a TV reporter. Several years ago while my husband was out of town a meth head broke into our garage overnight and was there for HOURS trying to steal all of our stuff and hot wire my husband's car with a nonsensical set of found objects and wires for which my husband dubbed her "meth-gyver". Our barking dog…

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.