Plus Avatar was the revival of Ferngully.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

‘In mother Russia, Capitalism something something something you!’

International House of PEOPLE!!! The P stands for PEOPLE!!!

From the size of that crowd, it looks like everybody got a T-shirt.

Dooce on the Loose: The Pepto Problem by Seymour Butts

I can’t believe no one has commented that maraschino cherries suck and they are welcome to leave them off.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

It has 24 million views, and for good reason.

“Generally are handled carefully by well trained drivers”

generally are handled carefully by well trained drivers.

Waking up on second? That’s nothing. Donald Trump was born on third base, and thinks he hit a triple.

I see a shit-ton of shitguns and long-rifles. Where are the assault rifles?

Women are only holding themselves back by inventing "mansplaning" and locking themselves away from 50 percent or possibly more of all human knowledge.  Your call, vagina havers. :)

Who you callin’ a chicken, turkey?!

Wendy’s is really good, in many ways better, as you say. Thing is, McD’s still has a place in my heart and stomach. Sometimes a square burger with Frosty and thick fries hits the spot, but sometimes a good ol’ Quarter pounder and shoestring fries is what I really want.

I mean, comes down to what scooter Bros can prove. This is how predatory tow truck companies have operated for years and they are very difficult to beat in court.

It’s not a ridiculous question. The study is only looking at ER visits, and ER visits/stats do tend to spike in areas of poverty or uninsured, because (among other reasons) while your GP can refuse to see you if you’re uninsured or can’t pay, an emergency room will still see you. This ends up meaning that a lot of…

I mean you said it yourself.