But then how are we supposed to stalk people?

This shit just makes me Sikh to my stomach.

Finn Jones promises season two will be “unlike anything you’ve seen before.”

I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.

Explaining that it’s German for “barrel-maker” and that it’s an “honorable profession”

HULK HAVE SEVERE PEANUT ALLERGY

“We can’t stop here. This is boogey-man country.”

Allen is in his eighties now. If he truly were a pedophile, going after children and pre teens, why is it that no one else has ever even alluded to any sexual misconduct outside the Farrow family? This guy would have an extensive history of sexual abuse of children. Since when can a pedophile switch his sexual drive…

Isn’t that literally the argument against any critique of any movie made by a white man on jezebel though?

It worked so well with Ghostbusters!

“This looks like Christmas with the Kranks” is by far the harshest burn here

“You can’t trick me, young man”, she said, “It’s Turtles all the way down!”

After work drinks.

And now we know what happened to Woody Wooderson.

Barney Miller in many ways one of the best cop shows ever made ...

I like canned tamales!

Dirtbag Einstein: “I’m going to leave this stack of twenty notes of advice on the table, and every time you mess something up, I’m going to take one note of advice away.”

Black Lives Matter was about #unity. These dumb kids deserve to be suspended for failing to grasp that. Jerry Jones knelt for them dammit, their actions were a slap to his face.