I aways hit skyline at least 3 times each pass thru columbus. 

I too, have opened a can of bean juice on a situation.

yes, nothing sells better than a lie.

If you think about it, ALL meat is plant based.

Actualy he fell in love with your twin sister, but thru a series of hilarius mix-ups...

You want an agent to get you work? Or do want them to blow smoke up your ass?

Two guys that loved the same woman?

You got a big gun, you shoot it.

Maybe they can talk the north koreans into hacking them again.

oh let’s not start that ‘getting paid what they’re worth’ business.

The salary doesn’t matter. What matters are the points.

They only they screwed up, other than every other call, was the cartoon.

Millenials ruin Jeremy Renner App.

ar-15 is a piece of junk.

Granpa always said: Don’t bring anything onto a boat, or into a Longhorn Steakhouse, that you’re not prepared to lose.

Hipster/foodie: Burnt Onion

I bet they’re all libertarians.

“...eternally living vicariously through someone else’s dick”

(in Harry Caray voice)

$100!?!?!?!?