You know what would make it stop?

For all you people with your horrible stories of renting one of these, NEVER get the compact.

having j.lo pretend to drive it.

And I said, ‘the waht?’

I’ll take the 1996 Geo Prizm...

When you can’t pay your celebrity spokesmodel enough to even sit in the car, you should know it’s not going to be a success.

“...navigate a Cadillac XT6....”

“My boss likes pie because one pie can serve eight to twelve people.”

The thumbnail made me think this was an article about toasters.

I defy anyone to tell the difference between something cooked with salted and something cooked with unsalted butter.

Good god, the cheap stuff is over 3 bucks a pound.

what? huh? how do I get myspace on this ting?

I’d take this story with a......grain of salt.

Take that! Detroit free press.

goebbels also said, take any attack and flip on them.

goebbels also said, take any attack and flip on them.

UPS MOTHERFUCKER!

I was gonna say Betty White.

White chocolate, is NOT CHOCOLATE.

Is hot dog water broth, or stock?