Good lord. It’s Mirror, Mirror all over again.

I’m sure in some alternate berenstein bears universe it’s a thing.

If you think baseball games are too long, you’re the one with a problem, not baseball.

Long john silvers/taco bell!?!?!?

Gee boss, I guess noones coming in for this to go order....

Wish I had any idea what twitch was.

Why do you think you left Dr. Katz off the list?

LOUISE!!!!!

Flames.

Quit screwing around.

Unlike in R.Kelly’s case, this time they were looking for a WHITE girl.

Is hot dog water stock, or broth?

My deal breaker is people who call ketchup tomato sauce.

Are we talking about drummers or musicians? Pick one.

Short people got, nobody to love.

And even more unpaid bills.

Because the ones they make now are too good for Brazil?

Shocked! Shocked to find that rape has been going on here!

Great. Now no Eagles tour for at least a year.