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...whos never even heard of a corvette.

But now they cost even MORE!

They took the same stuff they already sell, put a new label on it and charge more.

ok, what chickie fillet is serving “buttered brioche-like buns”

These helmet companies are really missing the boat.

It’s over.

Millenials ruin Spam.

It sez thier wite works on your computer. It doesnt on mine.

Words mean whatever you want them to mean. Mambo Bannana Sharp Honk Travel.

Have you considered a subscription to the Daily news?

Thats too edgy. 

I said cook it FOR him!

Waffle House bro.

Ill take prison.

The drunks won’t talk to me anymore.

It did in the movie. Or it would have, if that blasted do-gooder hadnt ruined it all!

What popular mechanics article did he read?

The NYT is ‘THE NEW YORK TIMES!!!!!!’ (cue angels singing)

Women running for president. 0-3.

Buddy, you can have SLAVES in a democracy. You just have to define your terms.