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“...in my Chicago apartment.” Well, ooo lah lah!

I liked the take on it that he would never ask politely, he would be yelling

If you cant stand the heat...

“went to such irritating lengths to make sure that nothing was ever manufactured.”

Corvettes have round taillights. thats some kind of kit car.

You don’t really have a horde, until you’ve got an old schoolbus out there.

Shes related to everyone on BOTH teams. And everyone in the stadium. 

I never play video games, thats how they try to control your mind!

Best damning with faint praise of the week.

Ahhh, nothing like getting rid of an underperforming contract. 

Why are you still watching television?

The real question is, what does this teach us about journalism?

Is that a kit car?

Pepsi water?

Gee, its almost as if theyre trying to win a presidential election.

we need More debates, is the only thing dumber than, we need more guns.

80 year old guys forget a lot of things.

Advanced Idea Mechanics would like a word with these people....

Is it broth, or stock?