Maybe after I get all these forms filled out.

and he’ll die in his sleep on top of a pile of money.

and you dont hear me making a federal case out of it either.

Where was he when my grandma was trying to get medicare to cover her nursing home bill?

United Society of Weather Network Trainers?

I guess it’s ok as long as the ncaa gets thier cut.

Sorry, tomorows trash day. 

Should you really base your laws on Family Guy episodes?

So remember, 14 and up, ok?

Oh my god. The rich bastard finds out what it’s like for the rest of us.

This is something people would do after the third year on mars.

And there’s the Cane from Citizen Kane!

90 years ago, this story was about radio.

20 years ago?

Is hot dog water broth, or stock?

It teaches you to have an iron clad contract and a lawyer that eats babies.

What have you done for me lately?

At least it’s not angry Whalers fans bruing on each other.

depends where you touch me...

bless his heart.