the offensive is what defeats the cold.

Last thing I need with a cold, is to have a grate to clean.

Maybe we can spot the clues to catch the real killer.

cuz, we don’t live there?

He’s lucky it wasn’t bleach....

Trote Life.

America will elect a gay man as president, before they elect a woman.

That’s what I call a GOOD toilet time. 

Those are tourists.

I’m worry more about the dyslexics in the paperbag department.

And how are things at Monsanto?

The Guilt Trip was playing at the jury’s hotel.

and no whipped cream on mine either.

Because my car is old enough to drink.

People from other times always look different.

What’s her stance on wire hangers?

Well of course seperately!

Dinty Moore for the win.

is the water from noodles cooked to make a yakisoba dog stock, or broth?

You need to actually visit the condiment isle at the A&P before making statements like ‘we can make room for...’