Is anyone in Hollywood not a gross human being? Come on Christopher Plummer. :(

It kills me to say this, but me too.

I like Kim Kardashian a little more every day.

You lost me at “your”.

I have never seen The Lion King because I dislike animation in general, especially Disney, so the boyfriend had to give me a detailed explanation of what it is about (beyond what I assumed was a lion that was a king of somewhere). Beyonce still isn’t enough to make me want to see this movie. This is probably going to…

Dave is by far the better Franco.

Isn’t that one of the stories that Donny Boy Jr. told about his meeting with the Russian lawyer? (who can keep track) They were meeting for opposition research? Don Jr. does it its OK. Hillary does it she’s EEEVVVIIILLL!

She has scruples, despite their desire for her to not have them.

Being highly allergic and somewhat averse to dogs in general, having a monkey carry it for me is a logical plan.

Ok for all criticisms. Except: Golden Retrievers are pretty much ok with however you want to hold them. They are not picky about affection.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Thank you. I’ve had to explain this to my mother and brother multiple times, and they still get swayed by the ads. At least my mom “isn’t going to bother voting anymore” since something like Trump is allowed to happen. Nevermind that she voted for him...maybe a permanent voting abstinence is appropriate punishment.

SAME. I was so confused when that wasn’t what the post was about.

As someone who enjoyed Archie comics as a kid, the fact that JUGHEAD is the hot one on this show (de facto, if not de jure) is insane. As an old, the fact that I find the little boy from Friends hot is ... ugh.

I adore Tom Hanks.

*pushes glasses up nose* Erm, I think you mean ‘whence’. Whither= where+to. Whence=where+from. I was expecting this to be about him having mysteriously disappeared from the show for Hollywood intrigue reasons or something.

Cole and KJ Apa’s bromance is beautiful.

I hate how attractive on every level I find him. Although he isn’t that much younger than me it still feels weird!

Diptyque! Expensive as sin but oh so delightful. Available at Nordstrom and on Amazon I believe.

Diptyque! Expensive as sin but oh so delightful. Available at Nordstrom and on Amazon I believe.

The red one on Hathaway is particularly bad.