... Humming sad Bauhaus dirges alla the way up that hill... in a t-shirt she painted herself with housepaint, because you couldn't buy spiderweb-pattern t-shirts yet... and Mom's leftover-from-the-'60s fishnet stockings that bagged at the knee because they were made before Lycra was invented.... :D

Now I'm picturing a dejected little black-lippy'd goth trudging up a snowy hill, and it's making me laugh. :-)

Before any of that existed, we just used to use black eyeliner pencil. ^^ And once a year, at Halloween, we'd stock up on the cheap waxy costume crap that was no better than eyeliner on the lips, but which was the only way you could get an actual black-colored lipstick. And now, we have $50 black lipsticks in chichi…

Note to self: Try weird-colored lips with winged eyes. No, you are NOT too old for this, and never will be.

The darkest I can do is Kat von D lipstick in Vampira, or using NYX Blackberry liner with Wet 'N Wild #908C (same thing as Rebel from MAC) or with MAC Pure Heroine (Lorde's color). Also NYX Matte Lip Cream in Transylvania.

As a special effects makeup junky and never-quite-grew-up goth lady, I am so effing pleased that I can find black/purples/blues in the drugstore now, and with better formulas than the manic panic or streetwear stuff of middle and high school.

You stupid motherfucker, it's Piglio Griglio.

OMG this is so perfect. This is the Internet Law I want named after me. YES.

Canadian milk?

i wonder how she handles toilet bowl, if she thinks that's soup in there, its ok, she won't last much longer.

We were planning a Friendsgiving and our friend told us that her date "doesn't eat meat" so we made sure to include a vegan protein dish. It turned out he meant that he doesn't eat meat as in steaks, whole chicken/turkey, etc. You know meat that started as raw when you bought it. He was very happy with the hotpockets…

I am STILL responding to someone from the last thread who is determined to explain why someone might, due to cultural difference, make a mistake like assuming an appetizer menu item called "bacon-wrapped scallops" was a sort of scalloped potato recipe.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A BOWL WITHOUT SOUP IN IT. If you don't understand this, you are a heartless elitist.

Fun fact: The Food Babe is actually a space vampire who subsists solely on stupidity and credulity.

They've been reading this, I'm guessing.

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

If you want more female driven games become designers and make them they say. Be a female game developer and they'll spend their time threatening to kill you.

fwd: Amber Tamblyn

bcc: Katie Holmes