I started shoplifting shortly after I became homeless. I left an abusive relationship, I was living in a shelter, and when I did get a job the shelter restricted how much of my cheques I could spend to the point where I couldn't get food or new shoes when mine broke because all my money went to bus fare to get to…

Compare this to what happens when Stephen Harper tries:

America,

I feel like that would be weird.

OH MY GOD why can I not star this more than once :(

But but but. Cod tongues are tasty as fuck.

YES. GET BATISTE. It is the shit. I really love the tropical scent.

I really prefer Batiste. I found Klorane leaves my hair feeling kind of stiff, and I don't get that with Batiste. Plus, pretty smells!

Agreed. And I'm also surprised by how unpopular Belle is! She's just as easy to find on merch as Cinderella. Belle and Jasmine were my favourites as a kid.

Okay but what I REALLY care about is that metallic purple lipstick. If that's part of her line I SUPPORT GIMME GIMME.

I've read excerpts, and my god it is almost like a negative image of My Immortal. It made me hurt.

She just needs somebody to knit her wee puppy sweaters :)

Yay for rescue puppies! This is Mousie. She's an 8 year old Chi, and I swear nobody believes her age because she's so full of beans. I got her from somebody who was going to surrender her to our city's Animal Services, but they apparently told him she might get put down because at almost 8 she had never been to a vet.…

I just want to say that I'm not really okay with ANYBODY dressing as clowns.

Hey Mike Tyson:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's about as intelligent as dryer lint. I think that's the issue more than anything else. He looks a bit like Justin Long, who I think is cute, but because he seems both stupid and boring he's totally unattractive.

I saw him in person when he was doing some promo stuff for Girls a while back. I'd never heard of him before. He came across as both pretentious and stupid, and I thought he was just really unpleasant. I don't know what other people see in him. But then, there's people who even think Chris Brown is hot. Not saying…

/gouges out eyes

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS HAVE TO POST PICTURES. GAAAAAAH

Holy crap, how have I never heard of this flavour? It sounds soooo tasty.