church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.
SITZPINKLER. Germans have the best swears. My friend told me about a German word (I am not even going to attempt to remember or spell it because I will just embarrass myself.) It means "stand-blower" aka "You're so short, you could give someone a blow job while standing up."
Re: Elsa
Harley Quinn is one of my all time favorites. I cannot agree with the New Style or storylines issued in 52, but through reading the comics and the animated show, you start to see the person behind the paint. Sirens comics painted possibly the best representaion of her backstory. You find a woman, whom strongly puts…
Harley shifting from doormat sidekick to self-actualized criminal to struggling ex-con and then back to doormat strikes me as eminently realistic. It's really hard to break patterns of behavior, even unhealthy or destructive ones.
As a Rizzo alumna, (Thank you, high school drama club) I'm not sure I hate this. Vanessa isn't a terrible choice. We could get worse. But why oh WHY wouldn't you ask TSwift to be Sandy? She's basically Sandra Dee redux already!
It's somewhat ironic to me that any American should decry this as barbaric. We are one of the few so called "developed" nations that still kills in the name of justice. There is no clean execution, let's top pretending we're more humane than Iran or Saudi Arabia. Just because we do it behind closed doors in death…
I am 100% against the death penalty in any and all cases. That said, the idea that beheading is "barbaric" is just western racism.
True story. I have moved on from Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and now play Covet Fashion. Don't look at me like that.
Is that raggedy hem on purpose?
R u dead tho? But seriously, do you read Kitchenette? It's a BCO reference.
Oh yeah. Been there. I've got huge breasts, so I often have to stuff them into things, and during one stuff-and-adjust, I lost my grip and slammed into my chin and bit my tongue. I started to cry because I was so mad at myself.
Kenna needs to slow the fuck down.
I have totally done this! I was having my last wedding dress fitting and I was trying to hike up the stupid strapless bra. Hand slipped, punched myself in the lip. Everyone was too afraid of me at that point to laugh though.
Oh man, teenage angst leads to so many shitty things!
Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…
Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.
Once, in a fit of teenage rage, I sliced the entire bottom of my foot off walking up the stone steps of our laundry room. And through my incredible teenage rage, I didn't register the pain or blood and walked around my carpeted house with my foot bleeding so profusely, my parents' came home from a meeting to find me…