I added California poppies to my garden (just cheap seeds but I like the flowers) and it attracted bumble bees to my garden. That was the first time I saw one in over a decade.
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You're going to have to come at us with something stronger than this, Mark. After all, the readers SUBMITTED all of these stories once, beating your ingrown hair by a mile. http://jezebel.com/5664007/10-of-…
Woman (me!) gets dumped right before Christmas, spends the $60 set aside for ex's present on a really nice vibrator (originally $80 but on sale—must have been meant to be). Two years later, the vibrator and I are still together. <3 <3 <3
I think I can add to that ... a girlfriend took revenge upon her ex boyfriend and his latest hussy by creeping in through an open window and dusting their bed sheets with poison ivy ... THAT still must hurt and unless they are reading this, still don't know who nor why.
Uzo also makes excellent lipstick choices:
"1. Wronged woman lets herself into man's apartment, takes down his hollow metal curtain poles and fills them with shrimp. Re-installs poles, locks up and leaves. He goes insane over next few weeks trying to figure out where the terrible smell is coming from."
The author REALLY built up this Cassy chick as having found the most clever way to find out about and bust a cheater. all she did was box up the obvious evidence...Big let down for sure... I expected multiple forms of shame thrown upon him...
I think you've hit upon the perfect antidote for manspreading! If your package is so big that you can't sit with respect for the personal space of others, then it's obviously too big for my mouth. No blowjobs for manspreaders!
MY PERIOD BEAR BETRAYED ME IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE
My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.
No good. Next thing we know, all the feminazis are gonna want to breast feed their period bears on the bus too.
That's why we always have to walk around on all fours!
But then we'll just have bears on the bus taking up even more space.
We are good people, generally. Let's blame all the bad subway behaviour on suburbanites.
are you fucking crazy? menstruating women shouldn't even be allowed on public transit, their cycles might sync up and then all the women will have PMS at the same time and OH MY GOD, CAN YOU NOT SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS /s
I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.
Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we'll tip over if we sit with our legs together.
Of the three major cities I've lived in (London, Boston, Toronto), Toronto is THE FUCKING WORST for public transportation etiquette.