Let's start a senior pet thread! Come onnnn.

Campus rape victims are not the enemy of disadvantaged rape victims.

I recently read "A Billionaire Dinosaur Turned Me Gay" on kindle unlimited, and the same author (Hunter Fox, lul) has written a ton of short stories riddled with spelling errors about various mythical creatures turning the main character gay. I would rather give a 5 hour reading of those, one after the other, in front…

I'm sick of people making fun of the cross and taking away from it's original meaning. Can't we all just remember it for the horrific, bloody, slow torturing device that it is.

You say "gloopy pancake batter", I say "socially acceptable vehicle for bourbon before noon so I can avoid yelling at my racist family". The fact that it is absolutely gloopy pancake batter is just an unfortunate side effect.

Nailed it, based on comments below. Also this comment actually made me lol and coworkers are looking over here suspiciously.

Are there other types of nog? You don't hear people mention them, like "Boy, I could go for a glass of strawberry nog."

I wonder where the pokey things went...

I've seen some strange shit in my long ass life (as you may know I'm an old) but this may top the list. The thing went in purple, stayed in there a good long while and came out not purple and having lost some of its pokey things. Speaking as a woman who lost a diaphragm up in there for a bit I know stuff can go…

super mad that binns was in charge of history of magic. something that had FUCKIN GOBLIN REBELLIONS should not have been boring. retire, you wanky old ghost.

I figured she put Ron and Hermione together because she hated chemistry.

I never understand the "other people have it way worse" argument when it comes to feminism, racism, etc.
I'm always like: Great! If ours is not such a big problem then there's no reason we shouldn't be able to address it in tandem with the other "bigger" problems. Now let's get to work!

I know that this is an exclusive, but I would love to hear more from Randi on Jezebel's pages. She's one of my ever-dwindling numbers of heroines.

I was inspired by the bravery of these women and the change they're creating. Not just change in policy, but change in our culture.

This will be one of the ones getting like, one stray commenter a month for two years, ranging from a "fuck u feminazi bitchz" to a 7 paragraph scientific breakdown of why you're wrong.

Sir or madam, is it NOT too early and you get that bottle of Jim Beam out RIGHT NOW and join us, god dammit.

This is generally how I do.

As a man I refuse to use any safety straps.

but anna, it's too early to play a drinking game to the rules of 'every indignant dude who didn't bother reading the article!'

I come from a long family of thieves. My parents (who had 7 kids) were hooked up with both the Irish mob and Italian mafia through family and friend connections (Sonny Black from Donnie Brasco was a huge fan of my mother's cooking). My father worked in the trucking industry and if you remember that scene from…