Jungle animals raising kids is what happens if you don't kill all the gayz.

I had a student try to convince me of this and wrote in the course evaluations that I oppressed her by encouraging her to use CE. because it would force her to deny Jesus.

It's the shouting gratitude that got me, especially since it sounded like they were all still at the dining room table, so I kind of imagine Hermione 5 feet or less away roaring out, "THANK YOU MOMMY!!!" in the voice of Sloth from the Goonies.

I just read the whole 7 chapter story and do not regret it at all. Best hour I've spent all day. It's seriously so bad it's hilarious, it's like The Room of Christian fan fics.

I did the free trial of Kindle Unlimited and I am experiencing this with a ton of self-published "novels" right now. I used to be the kind of person who always finished a book even if it wasn't very good, but the last month broke me of that habit right quick. Just wow.

I read a hilarious review of Harry Potter by some fundamentalist Christian outlining all of the evil attitudes promoted by the books (and made palatable by all the "fun" and "storytelling," which makes them even MORE dangerous!) and one of the things he harped on was that the children "go on nighttime excursions in…

Is it sad that I do that for fun sometimes? Like, if the plot is objectively awful and/or insane, and I'm not super invested in the characters, I'll just read drivel like this and laugh and laugh.

And why did she specify he's wearing "elegant, black leather shoes on both of his feet"? Doesn't it go without saying that he'd be wearing them on both feet? Isn't it so profoundly stitched into the unwritten rules of society that we wear two shoes (as long as we are two-footed, that is) that it would only be notable…

Science and socialism and birthdays, oh my! Science and socialism and birthdays, oh my!

I, for one, am glad that she specified that he's wearing shoes on BOTH of his feet.

Okay but can we talk about Snape's chest hair?

WAIT. This is better.

apparently not. Thing is I know Christians who refuse to let their kids read those cause it's fantasy and what not, and it's ant-Christian. I'm like WTF?

Wait, when did Christians get ant-Birthday? I mean I know it's a Pagan holiday, but I thought Christians were cool wit it. The only Christians I know who aren't down with Birthdays and Holidays are the Jehovah Witnesses and possibly the Seven day Adventists.

Slytherins are Catholics? Who is their new founding member, Saint Patrick?

That actually, inexplicably, makes me want to read this story.

It's like staring in horror at an oil tanker overturned on the highway.

wait. If you remove the witchcraft and sorcery what's left? An abused foster child kept in a closet?

I would fucking CRUSADE for the Church of HP

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

That history isn't actually true. Christianity never suffered the mass persecution that some early "historians" invented. ike today's Christians, they were so bad at history that they claimed to be thrown to the lions in the Colosseum during a time period where the Colosseum didn't even exist.