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Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!
"OH I SEE. You're trying to throw me out! You think I'm TRASH. EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.""
See, what you need to do is stop being friends with people who hate fish. Tell your FIL to take a hike, birthday be damned!
Nobody puts Baby on the floor.
Karen Milton:
But! Does he sell monogrammed coffee thermoses?
Jennifer Lopez has been offered a lube sponsorship. Not quite sure what a lube sponsorship is
i would lose my shit with glee if they dated.
It's fine guys! We needed the female version of Bieber. There is balance in the world now.
I'm going to quit my job and just devote my life to being an Ariana Grande's Ponytail truther.
We have a rescue Dachshund. Took him a few days to feel safe around me, and months to bond with my husband, and even longer to accept that not all strangers were a menace. We don't know what was done to him in his first year of life, but he has a front leg that was clearly broken and never set properly, and he still…
Pits and half-Pits are definitely not the pits.
2 of my 3 dogs are adopted. Guinness (100lbs, 6 years) was one of 6 puppies found after their mother was struck by a car. She'd had her puppies under a hedge next to a road. They were all adopted out quickly except Guinness, who was the runt. But he lives a very happy life.
Every year I rescue cats that have been abandoned and/or abused, and it never fails to shock me how quickly they can change with a little love and security. This animal took advantage of a helpless puppy and deserves to pay for his crime, maybe by having the same thing done to him! Most animals are sweet until they…
The domestication of the dog was one of the very few net positives humanity has given to the world. Dogs are loving, loyal, smart, playful and truly the best of all creatures. How any troglodyte could harm a dog is beyond me and, in my mind, an act of the purest, most depraved evil. May the scum who did this to that…
Goddammit. Pits are the most eager to please, loyal dogs. All they want to do is please their owners. Mine was also abused, she was very nervous around men. Now she's spoiled rotten.
"Ah, I see you're a 32C. That means you have an outgoing personality but you require your alone time. You struggle to balance work and home. Sometimes you feel unheard, but you need to trust in your voice because your thoughts are important."
I didn't (and don't) get tattoos to individuate myself. I get tattoos to reclaim a body that's been shit on for most of my life (not literally. Not down with the poo play but to each their own) through fat shaming, sexual harassment, and rape. I get tattoos because they help me to love my body rather than hate it,…