AND YET HERE WE ARE, LOOKIN' AT THE DAMNED PICTURES.

which one of the 19 is Jack?

They are that big!?!?! Jesus christ. GO HOME NATURE, YOU'RE DRUNK.

I'm not feeling that purebred dog. Sandy should be a mangy mutt.

3000 scoops of ice cream will need to be stored in much bigger containers so they don't squish and render all of that pre scooping pointless. I feel like we need lifehacker up in here to sort out the root beer float dilemma.

That gif makes me a little TOO happy, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I had normal sized cupcakes and my dad insisted we order 2.5 per guest. He was right though, out of 350 cupcakes less than 50 remained. We also had cannolis, tiramisu & cake. Apparently friends and family really fucking love desserts.

WELP TIME FOR THIS AGAIN

The person that made that meme is nuts. I'd totally live there. I'd creep past the windows in a long, tatty Mrs. Havisham gown.

WHY AM I EVEN ON THIS PAGE AND LOOKING AT THE PICTURES AND COMMENTS. OH MY FUCKING EIGHT-LEGGING BLEEDING CHRIST.

Yes, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to give that organization ANY credit after the way they completely botched this situation.

If anything more than 0 spiders drops on my face when I first move into a new home I am taking that as an Amityville Horror-esque sign that I need to get out GET OUT GEET OOOUT

You give Jesus two root beer floats, and he makes them into 600 for the crowd.

that shit's bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Damn it all. Madeline Davies!!!!

It must be some kind of Quiverfull bible math, like Noah with all the animals on that boat.

..was told by pest control experts that she would have to burn anything that had come into contact with the spider eggs, as the arachnids are highly venomous.

Only one each??

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.